the name of a person who stands at the door of a retail store like kmart or big w and greets the customers/ checks bags
by DooooorBitch May 3, 2009
Get the Door Bitchmug. by Pufty November 26, 2006
Get the door bustermug. by Twat Johnson April 9, 2005
Get the swinin doorsmug. by tenille January 13, 2008
Get the Door-whoremug. Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007
Get the door knobmug. When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.
Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.
by Slenderman February 16, 2015
Get the Shitting the Doormug. Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.
Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.
by vbjas October 3, 2007
Get the barber the doormug.