asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.

Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

by yngmdz November 16, 2020

Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.

Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."

by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021

Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.

It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.

by Mezentius January 31, 2021

taxed to death

When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.

People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.

by Vanguard 1998 February 8, 2021

Syrup Tax

Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.

Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?

by Carlo Dagastoni April 18, 2021

weeb tax

The extra price you pay for being for being a fucking weeb. Usually because weeaboos drive up demand.

Particularly used in videogames.

- Did you see the katana prices?! They're way too high!
- The weeb tax is real...

by Matoi Enjoyer July 14, 2022