1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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Son: dad i can't come by today I have lots of crap to do when I get home here
Tank: well son when am I gettin out of here, when we're ya comin by son?!
Son: dad i told ya I can't come by today! Maybe next week now!
Tank: well.... alright baby, ball-tall Son ball-tall
Tank: well son when am I gettin out of here, when we're ya comin by son?!
Son: dad i told ya I can't come by today! Maybe next week now!
Tank: well.... alright baby, ball-tall Son ball-tall
by Oak Tree Ted October 29, 2025
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