Napalm Strike

This is an attack against a significant other by the male of the relationship. This attack usually occurs after the male is denied sex for more than 48hrs. This occurs after said female goes to sleep and consits of an ejaculation to the hair.

Honey why is my ponytail stuck to my eyebrows.

ANSWER: Sounds like you got a Napalm Strike...

by Striker78 January 2, 2011

strikes

Another term for matches.

"Can I bum a cigarette?"
"Fine."
"Got some strikes?"
"You bum."

by theChony April 9, 2006

the empire strikes from behind

When a male sneaks up behind a female in the bathroom and plunges his penis into her ass while giving her a swirly.

examples are over rated

by Turd June 10, 2004

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

Stife

(adj) used (in certain places at least) to mean stingy in the very negative sense. Does not have to refer to money, but usually does. Usually used when the speaker is referring to someone else who has wronged him or her.

Bob: Hey guys this was some expensive queeze so if you could each pitch in $10 I would really appreciate it.

Mark: Ok sure man.

Joe: Uhhh sorry, I don't have $10.

*Joe leaves*

Mark: Wow, what a douche.

Bob: Yeah, Joe is one stife mug.

by $.$ April 25, 2011

counter strike

the funnest game ever. I just got it a week ago and i played 10 straight hours in one day.
this game is fucking awesome

i'm not even a gamer and i played counter strike 10 straight hours

by dakilabillafofilla July 26, 2006

stripe

stripe meaning to cut someone with a blade, often a Stanly knife or cut throat razor, leaving stripes on their body or face.

Fuck off or I'll stripe you up!

by Fubar 1 April 30, 2012