dirty strawberry cheesecake

when you fuck someones ass so hard it bleeds then you cream pie them so their asshole is leaking cum and blood

i totally gave my girlfriend a dirty strawberry cheesecake last night for her birthday, she loved it

by Big Riche March 3, 2017

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

The act of dipping one’s testicles into shit and having another suck them clean.

That girl allowed me to do Chocolate Covered Strawberries with her, can still see the shit in her teeth.

by Chad Waxley March 30, 2021

strawbrerrian

1) (n.) Anyone who calls a strawberry, a strawbrerry
2) (n.) A person who eats a strawbrerry instead of a strawberry.
3) (n.) a nickname for a red-head
4) (adj.) a term of endearment towards a red-head

The strawbrerrian ate strawbrerries in the hot tub while drinking strawbrerry lemonade.

by Cuban Pete 85 May 27, 2014

Strawberry Blond

A person who has ginger hair uses the term "strawberry blond" to describe their hair because they're in-denial.

Ginger Boy: "My hair's strawberry blond not ginger"
Normal Boy: "Fuck off you ginger cunt"

by VoyedIfRemoved January 24, 2010

Strawberry Surprise

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.

"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."

by scallahax February 4, 2010

strawberry milkshake

when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw

I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend

by wackaflamo January 10, 2011