scrunk

So drunk, beyond drunk, out your body tore up off of liquor/beer/wine.

I went out last night, and GIIIRRRRLLL... lemme tell you, I was out of there, I mean, I was scrunk as hell.

by Tiffisfoxy May 18, 2006

scrunk

the act of discharging fecal matter while highly intoxicated.

Rex took a serious scrunk on his neighbors doorstep and dipped the fuck out.

by Christian Troy August 12, 2007

sprung

Someone who has had anal sex, or other significant anal penetration, that stretched the sphincter.

RON: So, did you find out if Lilly is sprung this weekend?
JON: Oh, yeah. She's had more than one party in the VIP lounge before.

by shibb0 April 21, 2008

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

scrunt

to search for something with more than a hint of desperation

Little Jimmy scrunted through the drawer almost as if his very life depended on finding that manky pair of panties.

by veggiewarrior April 23, 2003

scrunt

Magazine title used in the show "Just Shoot Me"

"If they take "Blush" off the checkout line shelves, it'll end up in the back row between "Backdoor Johnny" and "Scrunt"!" (quote by character Nina Van Horn on episode of "Just Shoot Me")

by MelJewHumperGibson August 7, 2006

The scrunkly

ichika aoi, ichika aoi is the scrunkly

HOLY CRAP ICHIKA IS LITERALLY SO SCRUNKLY LIKE A BIG OUNLYDOOMPLE... LITTLE GRONGLY SCRUM 🥺 aww the wittle scwumbly doop bap de littederp sclooba de loob doop 😍 awww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆

by MickeyMal January 19, 2022