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Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
by StumpyBob January 8, 2021
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spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?
by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015
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Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.
Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!
by CucumberDog December 13, 2021
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Spray gravy

I pulled out and shot my spray gravy on her back
by Show pony March 10, 2021
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Halifax spray

The Halifax spray is best performed when you are on the verge of taking a liquid shit. The first step is to bend over forward with your pants down, and take a finger to close most of the opening of your butt hole.

When the fecal matter will be ejected, the pressure cause by the finger, will add distance and velocity to the evacuation of your body.
Sharnelle was so annoying that i've decided to give her the Halifax spray, surprisingly she enjoyed it and was asking for more. Donovan came forward and he provided her with a second Halifax spray.
by John Vag August 8, 2018
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Spray

Often also used as synonymous for pull up and / or shine, as well as in context of being Master of Masters of the Universe.
by dGanja August 21, 2020
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