spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.

Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.

by Galgotgame August 8, 2019

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Spider-Man

A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.

Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.

by Flame21 May 5, 2019

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.

Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.

by yumtown March 13, 2009

spider-rat

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7

You ever seen a spider-rat?

by globs March 14, 2016