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smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
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smashing bros

1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.

2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.
1. Tonight I'm smashing bros I found cruising on grindr.

2. Can't text; smashing bros.
by shinynarwhal April 6, 2016
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chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"
"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."
by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004
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Rainbow Smash

In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters
Did you hear what happened to the chomo

No what happened

They rainbow smashed him till he cried
by Shlament January 4, 2021
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Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
by CappaFranco April 2, 2016
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Smashed Burgers

N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
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