Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

shittypalm

when you dont have toilt paper in the bathroom and have to wipe with your hand

i was over at a friends house and had to shittypalm

by dabombshizzle August 9, 2010

Shittyville

A town or place where there isn't much happening, no hope for creating a good life for yourself there, no future employment or education opportunity, nothing going on.

I used to live in Shittyville until I moved to a better town and got a job.

by Shittyville January 13, 2011

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

Shitty-ation

Shitty situation.

This is why I don't date girls, because i always it always ends up in a shitty-ation. Bitch be trippin'.

by DyldoBaggins September 8, 2012

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit August 21, 2013

Shitty feedback loop

When a specialized system of thought becomes motivated by individual gain creating individual analysis and terminology that is false. In time, the systems exclusive terminology denies creative diversity locking it into a perpetual decline until system death.

I tried living in the United States last year, but damn, I couldn't secure my families basic needs because all jobs that pay a living wage require me to give up my cultural beliefs; the US is in a shitty feedback loop.

by doubledutchwindmill November 1, 2013