shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop

michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"

by Sonic (london bre August 26, 2005

Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009

shitting a brick

like freaking out on a nigg

"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"

by julian_boredom January 9, 2008