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shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.
If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
by GPLegend September 18, 2008
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shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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Shift Case

A person who exhibits extremely shifty behaviour (IE: Looking around excessively, wearing baggy clothing when it's warm out, sweating, shaking, breathing heavily, etc.). Usually turns out to be either some sort of sex offender, a shoplifter, or both.
"Dude, did you see the Shift case who just left our store? He smelled like... rotting onions. I wonder what he stole?"
by Shubert March 4, 2009
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Shitz0r

Actually a l33t therm for Shit.Usually come in a sentence as the only word inside it ^^.
The first therm was Shit!!! Then derived to Shitz!!!,and then slowly,the l33ter improvised to Shit0r!!
Someone:Dude,I raped Diablo's ass on hell today :D

Someone else who speek l33t:Shitz0r!!!!
by Wolken August 25, 2008
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[Shifty Sleeves]

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.
Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
by Jaime Lester January 1, 2009
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shitzbopper

(pronounced: shitzenbopper)

a Canadian name for a person who rings/checks customers out at businesses such as grocery stores.
The shitzbopper slowly rang up all of my groceries.
by ynatt February 24, 2010
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shifted his own stick

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011
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