Shitz0r

Actually a l33t therm for Shit.Usually come in a sentence as the only word inside it ^^.
The first therm was Shit!!! Then derived to Shitz!!!,and then slowly,the l33ter improvised to Shit0r!!

Someone:Dude,I raped Diablo's ass on hell today :D

Someone else who speek l33t:Shitz0r!!!!

by Wolken August 25, 2008

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Shitzkreig

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

Shitt0r

A shitt0r is a synonym for an idiot or moron.

Person: Hiii! I R happy to meat you! asl?

Me: Go away you shitt0r!

by Shitt0r-mania May 21, 2010

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

by shlin August 17, 2009