Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023

Tinder shift

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.

I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.

by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014

Viking shift

Working a double shift back to back, usually more than 16 hours in a day. Viking refers to amount of overtime pay earned from your company as in a Viking looting and pillaging your company.

I am tired from working a Viking shift last night, but that pay check will sure be nice.

by Tiredemployeetn December 23, 2024

Teusz Shift

A loud, distinct single "POP!" sound during an upshift.

Cars that have this are one that are performance oriented with GMs 10 speed hydramatic like the Camaro, Corvette and CT4/5 V and V Blackwing, Genesis g70 and more.
Cars with upshift "farts," such as those using DSG, dual-clutch, ZF, etc., do not count.

Wow, Greg, did you hear that Teusz Shift?

While accelerating hard, Thug shifted his Camaro all the way to fifth gear, with each shift making a loud, distinct Teusz Shift sound."
Dang, Santos, did you hear those Teusz Shifts?
I love the Teusz Shifts in my Cadillac V Series.

by Crni's step brother December 19, 2024

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by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma January 1, 2012

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010