Veagle Shark

The Veagle Shark is often found swimming around the Virgin Islands. There are not known to be many Veagle Sharks left and the race is becoming extinct because the male species are scared of sexual intercourse, or any form of contact with the opposite sex. They try to partake in sporting activities, such as fin ball, but the Veagle Shark is not adapted for such activities and other amphibians have no trouble in beating the Veagle Shark at any sport. The Veagle Shark smells. The Veagle Shark does not eat much and enjoys dieting, they are born fat but as the species grows in age it reduces in size, becoming so skinny they are often mistaken for girls legs (something Skinny dave will never get to spread!).

"Oh look there's a Veagle Shark, that cut he has just made biting that divers leg is the nearest he'll ever get to gash!"

by Jon Wood November 7, 2006

bar shark

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.

"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."

by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009

photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.

We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo

by Borntokill November 19, 2013

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

Reggae shark

Reggae shark is real
He had a band with the seals

Reggae shark dont want to harm ya
He just wants your ganja

by bigpeepee420 April 26, 2019

Deku Shark

so a Deku Shark is Deku a anime character from my hero academia and a shark whice makes a Deku Shark it is super cute and it is good for killing your enemies

(my friend g.... and I made it up)

Me "Ima feed my brother to the deku sharks" Sarikong "yay

by MintOrange September 19, 2019