Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019

December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019

british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020

Heatley Secondary College

Heatley Secondary College is a fucked up school that doesn’t care about their students’ education nor their lives. I’m fact the teachers only do it for the money to pay their apartment bills. Fights happen every week if you have not seen how the students fight good, it’s a waste of time. If you go to heatley Secondary college you are simply an automatic disappointment.

“Heatley Secondary College is the most shit school!”

by Heatley March 13, 2021

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

crest secondary school

this school damn siasuey only cus of the students. always kena trend. and all the sec 1s damn cockster. 2020 sec 4 batch sucks cus of the 4-2 students. 2020 4-4 is the best. SUCK MY DICK CRESTANS.

i am from crest secondary school.
Omg! that cb school u cfm rabak right?!

by katsukis dog August 21, 2021

13 Seconds

Albeit a short period of time, 13 seconds is long enough for the Buffalo Bills to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

CDC guidelines suggest wash your hands for more than 13 seconds

by BTones January 25, 2022