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Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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service beer

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..
Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"
by Sickgnar November 15, 2020
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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.
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Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
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by Cody5050 August 23, 2022
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