September 9th

September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."

by ThomasM1982 August 31, 2020

September 29

National give your friend the a kiss day 💋

“Hey it’s September 29, pucker up.”

by sep. 29 September 29, 2021

September 30

National fellatio day.

“Hey bro did you hear about that September 30?”
“Nah my nigga what’s up?”
“That becky bitch be giving out some free fellatio for national fellatio day!”

by fakeburger September 28, 2020

13th September

13th September is when the dopest of people are born. You are really dope and everyone likes you. Good for you!

Person 1: Wow i really like them, how are they so dope?
Person 2: They were born on 13th September.

by notoKiko October 31, 2019

September 24

make out with any guy whose name starts with a T or S.

oh happy september 24 *starts making out with him*

by sevii.ego October 19, 2020

September 27

Septemeber 27 is the day where you stalk you crush and write a huge diary about how you love them

Yay! Its September 27, time to stalk and write an amazing diary about him <3 and ONLY him.

by Cait <3 September 4, 2021

September 13th

The day where you are legally allowed to reverse everything.

Mom : IM GONNA BEAT YO WITH THE BELT

Son : It’s September 13th....

by Ugly_sshoe October 28, 2019