one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

Swormise

A cross between a swear and a promise… the true unbreakable bond.

The Scout's honor has long been believed to be the strongest of all oaths. While pledging this type of oath is unarguably powerful, it simply does not measure up to the bond formed by the lesser known swormise. The swormise can be used in many different scenarios, but typically is reserved for the most meaningful of vows. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ALL WILLY NILLY!!! If a single swormise is broken, then all trust can be lost with very little possibly of ever rebuilding. Therefore, this is not for the faint of heart. The swormise is a truly beautiful thing and can build a love like never before.

Swormise…a small word that means everything.

Baby, I swormise to love you forever and ever amen! <3 <3 <3

by A BIG BRAT August 25, 2022

stormcyko

the master of the onrop collection spanning many years of gathering

to have as much onrop as stormcyko

by _AtTiCuS_ October 11, 2004

Storm Sturdy

a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.

Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.

by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014