smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

smashing bros

1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.

2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.

1. Tonight I'm smashing bros I found cruising on grindr.

2. Can't text; smashing bros.

by shinynarwhal April 6, 2016

chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"

"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.

Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.

by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.

What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.

by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014

fillip smash

before penatraing a girl you slap your penis repatedly on the outer vagina.

dude last night i tottaly fillip smashed a girl last night it was great.

by computerlaptoplol May 1, 2013

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006