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1. deceitful
2. sketchy
3. untrustworthy
My beer was sitting on the table, I turned my head and next thing I knew my beer was gone but my mate had one in his hand
a distinct, premium grade of white trash. characteristics: yellow teeth, disgusting facial hair (men), frequently and badly dyed hair(women), wears camo and clothes several days in a row, and a horrible disrespect for the governent and all authority, goes critter bashing as a hobby
My sit next to a skeez in geometry who can't seem to stop talking about how many things they've stolen from Wal-Mart.
skeez by elconyado November 20, 2011
The infamous Schroel Jiner
girl 1:" oh my god, there is such a creeper lurking around here who always touches me inappropriately, I don't even know his name."
girl 2:"yeah I know! Was his name schroel jiner?"
girl 1: " That's it! He keeps using "the slider" on my shoulders!"
girl 2:" UGH! He's such a skeeze."
girl 1: "Tell me about it..."
skeeze by gizzard and beancat February 5, 2008
To live by your own rules; Do what u want to do; Drink, smoke, and take anything to get you fucked up!; Having no regrets; living life by the moment.
Doctor," You should really keep it easy." Person " Man fuck you Doc im keepin it SWEEZY!"

"I am so sweezd right now!"
Sweezy by John lee peppermint February 8, 2010
skank + skeez = tease
a combination of the two words, usually used to offend somebody, joke around with friends about, or just a politer way of saying skank, tease, etc.
jake: idk man, she totally led me on
michael: well she hooked up with me
mark: yeah she hooked up with me too
all: what a skeez
skeez by SoundOfMadness February 19, 2009
A skeezer will make you fall in love with them and act like they didnt mean to...They will tell you that they love you with all their hearts and wanna spend the rest of their life with you and then they will drop you like a bad habbit when something else comes alone they think will better their image....No matter how good the victim (the guy) is to her and no matter how the guy she dumps him for is...she will still come around and let you think there is hope for you and even if she tells you there isnt any hope left the victim still cant move on because skeezers are the worst of all females and once you have been bitten you are fucked.....The term has other definitions mainly from around cali and new york it means dirty ass hoe...
Damn i still love dat Skeezer.
Shit why cant i get over dat Skeezer.
I should have never talked to dat damn skeezer.
Skeezer by Big J. December 14, 2006