skateboarder

Some one who pushes wood and thinks that they are automatically cool beause of it. Often found crowding the local streets being gay.

Wow! Look at that skateboarder being gay and spanking his plank!

by Densyl May 13, 2004

fish shaced

The act of being heavily under the influence of alchohol and marijuana. So much so that you not only mispronounce shit faced as fit shaced, you also include fish for the added effect of the marijuana.

Person #1: (Takes hit off blunt) "Fuck brahomes, I am fish shaced."
Person #2: "Take a seat. Take a goddamn seat."

by Sir Edmund Montecrisco September 2, 2006

preppy skate

the kinda skater that doesn't want to do real tricks outside of skate parks.

a 'fake' skater.

"Hey do you wanna go to the skate park?"
"No. You're such a preppy skater"

by Amberbby<3 April 29, 2008

skale

Device to measure mass amounts of charlie green.

Charlie Brown Weighed His Green In A Skale.

by Killa Sanchez September 29, 2006

skate scene houston

houston skate scene. with some sick ass kids shredding the parks and streets. fuck you we get gnar on skateboards.

skate scene houston bitches, WHAT!?

by htownbrah March 8, 2007

urban skateboards

the pussiest skate team this side of florida. rich ass bitches that piss and moan when they scuff up their shoes. only good skaters because they pay pros to teach them how to skate. deserve nothing, and are treated with the shittiest of respect. believe that.

those fags are so urban!

by tpog to the motherfuckin fullest February 9, 2005

skateboarders

Skateboarders often call there own sport an "extreme" sport, when there is nothing extreme about it. When your walking up town and you see someone skateboarding nine times out of ten all you see them do is push themselves around on a piece of wood and fall. They attemt tricks that are not even at great hieghts or great speed. They will generally fall which results in a lot of bitching and moaning. The occasional throwing of a chunk of wood around as if they land that trick all the time with there eyes closed. Lots of time you will see them jump and spin there board out of control as if it is a trick. Also,when is the last time you've ever seen a skateboarder doing something life-threatening? They can say that stupid "mega-ramp" thing all they want but even a unicycle could jump that high if you gave it a big enough ramp. I'm tired of them saying that there "sport" is the best sport out there and nothing else compares to it, when in fact there wrong. It puzzles me that out of all the extreme sports, skateboarding, is the most popular. My guess is that very few have the balls to try something dangerous/creative like blading, BMX, and others. Skateboarding is just for those who can't do anyhthing big so instead they just spin around there piece of wood a foot off the ground and call that the greatest sport?

"Hey look at that hunk of shit rolling towards us, oh no wait thats just a pack of skateboarders"

by B-rent15 October 10, 2007