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by cum machine8000 November 27, 2018
Get the sex mug.A cute girl asks you over for a "sleepover" (wink wink) when no one else is home. You come over and she starts pulling off your clothes, and you are pulling off her clothes. You start kissing her all the way down her body. You reach her soft, big boobs. You start kissing them, licking them etc. You reach the inside her legs right beside her vagina. You kiss them and tease her so much she's moaning with delight. Then, you stick your dick in her vagina, now both of you are moaning.
You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
You: I just had sex with my girlfriend all night last night and all morning too.
Friend: Lucky you! My girlfriend is out of town
Friend: Lucky you! My girlfriend is out of town
by MimiLOL456 December 9, 2018
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Get the Sex mug.by KissiMawo July 16, 2018
Get the Sex mug.Sarrah and her bestfriend jesse were having a sleep over and sarrah was asleep while jesse was jerking his 8 inch hard cock . Sarrah woke up and Jesse said "wanna feel"
As sarrah nodded she went and started rubbing and rubbing thrusting and thrusting. "take off ur shirt sarrah" jesse said. As sarrah took off her shirt jesse started kissing her soft big lips. Sarrah then took off her shorts and started getting lower and lower and put her lips around his giant cock and started deapthroating he started taking off her underwear and roled her over and put his cock in her vagina he went harder and harder and faster and faster until she hit orgasm he gave her no breath and started again...........
Tomorrow is my first childs 6th birthday.
As sarrah nodded she went and started rubbing and rubbing thrusting and thrusting. "take off ur shirt sarrah" jesse said. As sarrah took off her shirt jesse started kissing her soft big lips. Sarrah then took off her shorts and started getting lower and lower and put her lips around his giant cock and started deapthroating he started taking off her underwear and roled her over and put his cock in her vagina he went harder and harder and faster and faster until she hit orgasm he gave her no breath and started again...........
Tomorrow is my first childs 6th birthday.
by Lilyop June 7, 2018
Get the Sex mug.Saying you will do it with your girl until she cannot walk, but then pulling out after 1 pump and after realising you have been to late and now you are the father of 100 babies.
by The Dictionary Teller June 9, 2018
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