Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.

step back...he's got the South African scratch.

by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003

scratchin'

A sound resembles a scratching recorded sound/song, that DJ(s) use for mixing different tracks together, or just to make it crunk

Did you hear that DJ's scratchin' ?

by cygnuz September 29, 2004

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

Scratchcrotch

How a perverted uncle would refer to a "Sasquatch" bigfoot type creature. He will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through puberty.

"What are you kids doin out here in the woods...? Lookin' for the scratchcrotch?"

"Smell my fingers kids...I was just pettin' the Scratchcrotch"

"I see your finally growin' some hair on your pits...look like a fuckin' Scratchcrotch"

by Uncle Maroon October 16, 2008

Pumpkin Scratches

Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.

She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.

by T0ne-L0c March 20, 2012