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Reflecting pool

sex move in which anything in front of a mirror
I gave her the Reflecting pool!
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Released the Grease

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!
Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!
by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009
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reflexon

re-flex-on, noun: a profile picture one takes of themself half naked, flexing in the bathroom mirror.
All the profile pictures on that dating site are of cars, pets or reflexons.
by MFinnE May 21, 2010
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bitch reflector

You got ketchup smeared all over your face... flip down the bitch reflector and take care of that before you get it on my console.
by Mr._2000 May 29, 2009
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Red reflex

Your fingerbanging some random slut when all the sudden you pull up red. You instinctively wipe it on her pants, and without hesitating thrust her head downwards for the obligatory blowie.
Nick: Man, this bitch was so hot, but I fucking pulled up red, unreal. The reflex took over.

Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?

Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.
by dj ileum April 22, 2011
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catch-and-release

1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
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release the fece

When you take a shit and only one fece comes out
I was brewing for so long, I had to release the fece and it hit my balls on the way out
by T Revenge April 5, 2006
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