Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012
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Red X'er

A person with very little working knowledge of the real world. A person whose job is to draw a red X to approximate a location on a map. A job given to chimpanzees to make them feel important.
“Hey Matt, how come that new girl in the office doesn’t do anything but paint her nails and talk on the phone?”

“Don’t mind her, she is a Red X'er, she doesn’t do anything! Although I did give her the Cincinnati bowtie in the break room”
by Lomy August 26, 2008
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Red Don

Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.
by NeologianPJG February 02, 2018
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Red Cunt

A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt
Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlie’s Dad?
Person 2: Isn’t he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, he’s red as fuck cause he works all the time.
by @redcunnt March 11, 2018
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Beet Red

When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.
Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
by Melvin Birch November 26, 2019
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red day

When one is on her period.
ugh i’m on my red days”
by k4ti3 June 04, 2019
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Red Saturday

n. The day after Black Friday

Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"

red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone
Wife: I hear Best Buy is having a great Red Saturday special.

Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.
by seymorebuttzz November 28, 2009
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