jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..

Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.

by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021

jungle rumble

When two people with massive amounts of pubic hair fuck and their bushes become entangled

“When I fucked my girlfriend before we both shaved it was a complete jungle rumble”

by Rubinf23 April 2, 2022

ethnic rumble

A clash between multiple ethnic groups often in war or battles.

Jao Lan Ban sniped Pedro27 and Punjabi69 in an ethnic rumble.

by Rough endoplasmic reticulum June 19, 2022

ethnic rumble

A clash between multiple ethnic groups in a war or battle.

Jao Lan Ban sniped Pedro27 and Punjabi69 in an ethnic rumble.

by Rough endoplasmic reticulum June 19, 2022

John Rumble

The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.

John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa

by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024

random rumble

im back but who fucking cares also uh a very fucking overrated game

random rumble is overrated

by arandomdudelol September 24, 2023

Rib rumbler

Something so funny you feel ur ribs rumble inside you

Person 1: a man walked into a bar
Person 2: what??
Person 1: ouch!
Person 2: that was a real rib rumbler

by Chazcoool101 December 20, 2023