preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.

Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.

by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025

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Rail hopper

A girl who often has sex with skilled billiards players.

Chris only plays pool for the rail hoppers.

by Markerz July 23, 2015

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British Rail Class 55

The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.

“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

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