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ratchet

Ratchet has been defined here, yet one aspect has been neglected to be elaborated on sufficiently.

Ratchet may refer to anything with a level of jankness that reveals it was not made by professionally adhering crafted, anf/or may not produce authentic or sufficient results.
That job Dave did on the windows is so ratchet I doubt it will last the first winter storm.
by psidre June 28, 2020
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Ratchet

When something is terrible and off (not the acronym for Old Fat Fuck)
Jonty: “Ella do you want to make a decision”
Ella: “ you know I think making decisions are ratchet”

Ella: “ do you want to try fennel”
Jonty: “why the fuck would I want fentanyl, that’s so ratchet!”
by Peachypie123 June 16, 2024
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Ratchet

"Dude, you see that kid fighting? Kid is Ratchet."

"You think Superman is cool? Fucking Zod is RATCHET."
by Mr. Marz July 3, 2014
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Ratchet

Evan is ratchet
by cowdoghorse76234 June 3, 2023
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ratchet slayer

One who slayeth the Ratchet female type.
Bro 1: Yo bro whose your buddy that takes down all the beezys in the club?

Bro 2: That's Cory, they call him the Ratchet Slayer. His tool box is always full of ratchets.
by byBeardofZeus June 27, 2014
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slick ratchets

N. A female who uses deception to slyly avoid you seeing any images of her while slipping her way into your text messages or DMS(twitter) to start a conversation with you.

This usually results in you finding out she is ratchet as all fuck by her either sending a picture, snapchat, or using facetime to contact you.

Situations with these people can be humorous to others so they are often screenshotted and posted on twitter for others to enjoy.
Dale: "yo this gurl bout to send me a pic wanna see if she sexy"

Blake: "hell yea nigga"

Dale: "damn she's ratchet as fuck look at this"

Blake: "slick ratchets these days slidin in the dms like its nothing!!!"
by drizzleogm300 October 13, 2014
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Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)
"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."
by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024
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