Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

petting the stingray

Fingering a woman with your middle & index fingers.

Her vajayjay was really wet when I was petting the stingray.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 16, 2015

puttintang

It is the sweetest pussy available at the that time.

"Hey Beverly"
"Yes big daddy George? "
"ve me some of that sweet puttintang bitch."
"Anytime big daddy George "

by Big daddy George December 2, 2015

fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

petting party

A party where hot lesbian babes get together to have touch each others in special places

He Cindy, do you wanna go to the petting party tonight?

Is that where we touch each others cooters all night long?

by Candy Snax February 9, 2006

puttin it down for the stl

Supporting the black rights movement in St. Louis.

helping black families

by Anonymous December 15, 2003