Prosper Mom

Also see “bat shit crazy”. A term for a woman who probably has kids in school and no job because hubby pays for her to sit around and post on Facebook all day. She wants to speak to your manager.

That woman is nuts.

Ah, she’s just a Prosper Mom.

by 247funniest August 31, 2019

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hover pooper

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.

Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.

by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011

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Pooper

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole

In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un

by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011

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You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)

Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha

by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010

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Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.

1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!

by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011

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Cum Pooper

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.

The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.

by Compooper June 9, 2009

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Live long and prosper

He doesn't tell you how to accomplish that, though.

Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

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