Poomes

(pronounced poomes) - Meaning: poo fumes so over powering that one must open windows in order to escape the odour.

The poomes were so over powering the morning after a vindaloo that windows had to be opened to escape the smell

by JimJamSos January 4, 2020

professional scamma

A person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

Professional scammas Ian and Simon can purchase anything on Saks 5th with a $250 credit.

by Ricky Marez February 20, 2020

Professor Kiki

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me

by antlizard March 1, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021