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pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.
Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.
by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019
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fun pot

A hypothetical second pot that exists in a poker game, in which poker players take from when they are having fun playing poker, even if they are losing money. People who play bad or sentimental hands often win from the fun pot.
Dan may not have had the best hand, but at least he got his share of the fun pot.
by Jonas W July 10, 2005
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The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022
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Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.
Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!
by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023
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dimple pot

Adj:
Large quantity of celulite like craters on the caboose of a robust woman or man not gender specific
Man, did you see that dimple pot Marvell brought home from the club last night, he was wasted
by mgnkln June 20, 2016
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Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.
Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.
by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019
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Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
Paht Cawk

Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.
1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.
by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016
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