mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008

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pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 10, 2007

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Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010

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Post A Stump

Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.

All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

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pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

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