drop the kids off at the pool

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.

Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Lesbian Whirl Pool

When 2 or more girls get butt-ass naked in a pool and proceed to make a whirlpool while screaming "lesbian whirlpool!" as they walk/swim around the pool clockwise.

Dude! Madison and I made a lesbian whirl pool while you sat around in the house jacking off to Joan Rivers.

by dicksauce2 July 5, 2011

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool.

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.

Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."

by T Money1981 August 25, 2009

tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.

Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.

by Halfcaff April 26, 2009

smoke pool

the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body

Hey man wanna go smoke some pool?

oh jeez I just smoked so much pool out back!

smoke pool

by monty the white June 12, 2010

community pool

n. the term for when a man urinates in a girls mouth, then the girl uses the warm pee to give him a blowjob. What forms in the girls mouth is the community pool.

Dood, I won't be able to make out with my girlfriend for weeks cause of the community pool that was in there.

by Tommie Neppa March 22, 2011