Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022

95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

pokemon

just some weird monsters that can use powers and try to kill other monsters

i like to trade "POKEMON" cards at school for money or other "POKEMON" cards

by Nutella B01 May 18, 2021

pokemon

pokemon are strange forms of animals some are based on animals others on a statue they can be the following types grass, fire, water, normal, electric, psychic, fighting, rock, ground, flying, bug, poison, dark, ghost, ice, steel, dragon and fairy

that pokemon is a dragon and flying type.

by internet dude guy lookin dude March 5, 2022

Pokemon go

shit to get

Pokemon go you play!

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism May 6, 2018