Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Going full Pokemon

When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud

Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"

Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."

by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019

Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023

pokemon champions

A pokemon battle simulator made by Game freak.

James: considering they cut pokemon and generational gimmicks from the game, im hyped for pokemon champions.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025

pokemon duel

RNG

come one man.... miss again?! All RNG man. This game man! Stupid pokemon duel

by Divani_NL June 14, 2017