emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

pinch ass

someone that you see and you want to pinch the persons ass

this guy has a pinch ass face

by kaka23 January 4, 2024

lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.

I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.

by crayk8d August 2, 2017

California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

by Zinopo February 6, 2025

DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022

pinch

a unit of measure (typically reserved for ketamine) equivalent to the volume held between ones thumb and index finger. One can administer said pinch to self, friends or strangers... with consent

Would you like a pinch? two-please.

by Beaver-man July 5, 2022

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023