Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011
Get the Pet a Freshman Daymug. some pet names for genitalia are giant one eyed monster, johnson, mini me, piece of meat, stick, chickmagnet, pecker, woody, my third leg, etc.
by ninjadan April 16, 2006
Get the pet names for genitaliamug. An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 8, 2014
Get the Shave Your Petmug. The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
by westfalia April 14, 2010
Get the pet drop-offmug. by strapping September 19, 2006
Get the pet shop boymug. by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009
Get the Pet the cat with a forkmug. When a female requests a male to rub her pussy to get her aroused. The female has not shaven in forever, leaving a big bush, or chinchilla
Sebastian: Yo, i was with Marina last night and you will never guess what she askes me to do.
Jahleel: What?
Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."
Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.
Jahleel: What?
Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."
Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.
by DLew34 November 30, 2010
Get the Pet my Chinchillamug.