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Paris

A girl who is so swagged out in designer labels; most people can't even handle it. She is world-travelled and has famous friends in every country. She is gorgeous, talented, and is well affiliated with gang members on both sides. She is always stoned and rolls joints with customized hot pink zig-zags. She owns 5 foreign cars and has hooked up with every rapper in the game. She is rarely seen without her trademark Chanel sunglasses on, even when it is raining or snowing out. Many people (mainly basic bitches) think she is a "stupid, immature bitch" because she has more money (and swag) than they can comprehend, but she is a very down to earth girl who would do anything for her wealthy, good-looking family and exotic best friends who are also swagged out beyond belief. She is a huge druggie, but lately prefers oxy’s and cocaine the most, and supplies adderall to Justin Bieber. She has been charged with 13 DUI’s within the past week and has been a full-blown alcoholic since the age of eleven. She is tall and skinny and only speaks in swag dialect, so many people do not understand a word she says, but those people generally are not relevant to her life anyway. A Paris typically has a lot of haters, but she has a brick of swag (and cocaine) for every ounce of their jealousy and could not give two fucks about them or their sober lifestyles. If you know someone just like this, chances are her name is Paris.
Check out that that tall bitch standing at the bar next to Lindsay Lohan wearing the new Versace Pythons, I bet her name is Paris

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Dude I saw the hottest girl speeding down Sunset Blvd. today in a black Bugatti Veyron blasting the new Hustle Hard remix with Lil Wayne riding in shotgun, her name must have been Paris

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Wow that girl that just went through customs set off the metal detectors with her swag, her name has to be Paris
by YoungHOV9737 October 22, 2011
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by hilton5693 April 16, 2006
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Paris

Small town in Northwest Tennessee known for its yearly observance of a pagan festival in April to honor the great Catfish god. They hold a parade, carnival and rodeo to appease the great Catfish god so he does not cause Kentucky Lake to flood the area and wash away the local Wal-Mart. (A fiberglass idol of the great Catfish can be seen on the town's sign at the intersection of Tyson Avenue and Mineral Wells Avenue.)
Hey Cletus! Let's go to Paris, Tennessee this April for the Fish Fry!
by incadinkado March 14, 2009
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parishkrit

A very funny and cute guy who talks Politely to everyone and does not showoff he respects everyone and have a pure gold heart
See Parishkrit is going!
by Covanfuck February 9, 2019
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Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.
Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.
by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009
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parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.
Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.
by freeclinic January 17, 2019
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Paris

Paris is amazing, strong and smart. She can rock your world and is the perfect girlfriend who is as pretty as she is stubborn and can be really sarcastic and mature but that is what makes her special. Get yourself a paris
My girlfriend Paris is awesome
by Perseus Jackson February 23, 2019
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