Parentism 

Somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don't know any better. Their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can't imagine.

-Pippen was gonna come to Florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because Florida is far and God forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. Pippen suffers from the psychological disorder Parentism.

-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.

-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.

Parentism by Wakafaluka August 24, 2010

Third Parent 

Legeslation or laws placing restrictions on people under 18.

Raising the Driving age to 18 is third parent Legeslatin

Third Parent by Shane Scott June 26, 2008

Lawn Mower Parent 

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.

At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents

Lawn Mower Parent by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018

Facebook Parent

A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.

-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.

-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.

-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!

-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!

I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!

Facebook Parent by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010

Daycare Parent 

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

Daycare Parent by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

parent 

Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.

Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.

parent by parents suck May 17, 2008

Super parent 

A true super hero among parents. Theese are the overly strict, Straight-A requiring parents. Due to their strictness there children aren't that fond of them.

Guy one: "Dude, can you go tonight"
Guy two: "No, my super parents said no"
Guy one" "Big surprise"

Super parent by Logan Johnson April 8, 2008