Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

The Package

Contains two parts, Package A & Package B, consisting of two girls, Amber Howard and Brittany Gregory, who are the most fucking awesome chicks in the world.

Damn, I want me some of The Package...

I wish I was a part of The Package...

by Amber and Brittany July 16, 2008

mackage package

also see boy bands.

busted

by curved shit September 12, 2003

package

the place where the sun don't shine

the black man had a big package

by chub muffin March 23, 2003

packabajs

Name for a complete and utter fool.

Hi your packabajs your a complete fool

by PuKe June 8, 2003

Mi pana miguel

this meme is also known in spanish community of shitpost of a cat that can be in two legs.

i trhow a cup of water to my friend
friend.-Mi pana miguel

by =_Invictus_= May 6, 2020