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Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025
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panic read

When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book
It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.
by Greengrey December 27, 2023
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Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.
Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.
by okcbudlight February 25, 2019
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dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.
I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.
by Golgi727 March 30, 2024
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Gay Panic

A. When a LGBTQA person gets stuttery and nervous around a person they find attractive.
B. When a LGBTQA person gets stuttery and nervous around a person who is homophobic
C. When a LGBTQA person gets stuttery and nervous when they get "found out" when they didn't intend to
"Dude, I had a gay panic! They were so beautiful, what was I supposed to do when they winked at me?"
"I might have had a bit of a gay panic when my super conservative aunt sent me a follow request!"
"Oh you should bring around your girlfriend sometime!" *gay panic* "...you know I'm dating a girl?"
by -thenoise- September 19, 2021
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dirty panic

it's defined by the moment right before and right after you come where every single part of your body is in ecstasy.
"damn, yesterday's was so good I had a dirty panic"
by toothpaste_lunchbox February 9, 2022
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The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.
Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.
by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018
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