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Peace Job

The act of giving a hand-job with only two fingers. Specifically, the two fingers that are held up while giving a peace sign.
As Chad was ready for a normal hand-job, he was bewildered when Lauren starting giving him a peace job instead.
by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow:P June 13, 2011
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war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.
1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."
by Joe Gigafartz November 12, 2008
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peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.
Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?
by Arthur October 5, 2003
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Peace N Butt Grease

A way to say good bye that adds a little more to the typical peace
Jessica "Ok bye"
Nikki "Peace N Butt Grease "
by Nichole c. January 19, 2009
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peace

It doesn't matter how many people pledge peace because there will always be that one bastard who wants to cause problems, thats just the way it is. All of your "Peace groups" are just spitting out useless lines of wasted oxygen, acting like violence and war started yesterday. Thats why I love the US, and our other Allies who took a huge lesson out of World War Two, you don't let someone step of your toe then walk away, you have to step on his toe or he's going to come back in 15 years and kick you in the knee. I know it sucks to hear that, but thats...again the way it is, and always will be.
by theloaswriter December 9, 2008
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peached

the act of getting pummeled by a bunch dodge-balls
We just peached my friend.
by tackary November 16, 2011
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Ring Peace

The period of calm directly after a particularly violent bout of diarrhoea.
Dude, I finally have ring peace now the burning shits from hell are gone, all is calm.

Word, time to dry those tears, homes.
by Greville Badger June 5, 2011
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