Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

Ass Potato Pancake by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010

Flip-flop pancake 

A person that changes their mind alot!

Stop being such a flip-flop pancake

Flip-flop pancake by Flip-flop pancake November 23, 2017

Boston Pancake 

When you shit on a girl's (or guy's I guess) chest. This the supposed pancake. And everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you jizz on the shit. The jizz is key, without it, you are performing a Cleveland Steamer. I'm not sure where the change from Cleveland to Boston takes place, but it's somewhere between the cum leaving the penis and landing on the shit.

My bitch forgot to clean up the Boston Pancake I made last night, but at least I didn't have to make my own breakfast.

Boston Pancake by Ed Leathers November 13, 2007

first pancake 

An awkward or unsuccessful first experience, followed by better, highly successful subsequent experiences of the same kind. Like when you make a batch of pancakes: The first one turns out messed-up because you're out of practice or haven't made pancakes before. The second and following pancakes come out perfectly round and golden.

Girl 1: "My new boyfriend is so great, but when we had sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible. I hope it gets better. I really like him and he likes me."

Girl 2: "Be patient. It's just like the first pancake. I'm sure it will get better."

first pancake by orangek September 2, 2010

Country Pancake 

English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.

Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"

City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"

half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing

Country Pancake by FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU December 5, 2010

You ain't got no pancake mix! 

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

You ain't got no pancake mix! by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

pancake vagina 

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

pancake vagina by lm fly August 12, 2009