Covid butt

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 21, 2021
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COVID-20

...
What?

There is no COVID-20. Not yet
“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*
by okamipad December 06, 2020
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COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
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Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic
Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5
by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020
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butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020
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covid karma

Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer
That bitch got covid at a party with all of her friends”

“That’s covid karma”
by Lusti23 December 08, 2021
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covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?
Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".
by jimmybomm September 23, 2021
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