breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

by Njoff February 5, 2014

squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

seagull breath

The breath of someone who has been seagulled, which is having another man rub his cum in your face.

Oh, man, you got seagull breath, it smells like jizz!

by ybtpr July 9, 2007

Breathe Job

Having a girl breathe on your dick and not suck it, for over ten minutes. Then dropping the girl off.

Tough nuts was breathe jobbed by a bitch in his Denali! He was disappointed

by Col. Hill January 15, 2009

Brillo Breath

The odiferous oral emmanations coming from a crack-head whos only concessions to oral hygene consist of (perhaps) scraping the fungus from their front fangs with a fingernail.

"You're kind'a cute, but baby, you got a bad case of brillo breath. So, what's the score? Ya' got any more?"

by dedrockster August 17, 2009

Bare Breath

Not wearing a mask around crowded people during Covid 19

I didn’t have a mask so I had to go in bare breath.

by BrotherMister August 9, 2020

Swanky Breath

Nasty foggy breath that stinks like shit!

Becky has swanky breath and people are dying in her presence!!!

by NorthernLightz January 14, 2016