New York Yankees 

a team made up of homosexual members. each has his own vital role. a-rod is there so jeter has an a-rod to suck, while bernie williams plays his trumpet in a homo band and bangs torre who is steinbrenner's bitch. this team has almost completely ruined baseball until they lost to the red sox in 2004 after being up 3-0. they are a disgrace to everything that is good in baseball.

Bernie: Hey Jeter, do you wanna come finish off torre for me, i gotta gig to play.

Jeter: No problem, id be glad to give him a hand.

New York Yankees by P.I.M.P March 10, 2005

New York Pillow 

the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.

"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."

New York Pillow by mangocuh November 3, 2008

New York Minute 

Seven Seconds

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.

New York Minute by everettj October 15, 2009

New York City

center of the UNIVERSE

forget the world, all the aliens wanna come to new york city!

New York City by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

new york city

Quite simply, the shit.

new york city is the motherfuckin SHIT, yo.

(UD made me call it new york city. But no self-respecting new yorker calls it that. It's just New York)

new york city by tbnyc March 13, 2009

New York Yankee's

Have been known for winning the World Series 50% of the time. Always sucking up any good free agents, denying newer, less fortunate teams from having them, they are big-league hogs, and have a payroll more than double most teams, sometimes triple, yet in the start of the 2005 season, the sucked more balls then a 3 cent mexican prostatute. It amazes me how anyone can be a fan of the Yankess, I think it would be awfully boring watching the Yankee's when you know they have the biggest advantage in baseball.

Yankee's don't do baseball anymore, they do bussiness.

Poser: "Dude the Yankee's are a team of legends, they're so much better than everyone else."

Me: "Yeah, they can't even keep up with the Red Sox in their division. Even though they have 60 million dollars more in payroll."

New York Yankee's by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

New York City

New York City is like 1/2 shit hole and the other 1/2 is awsome. I'll give it places like time square central park and shit like that, but most of it is filled with traffic and mobs of people. The air smells like shit from all the car exaust. To some people it might be the greatest place in the U.S. or maybe even the world, but thats probably only because the only places they've ever been to there are like Brodway and Madison Square Garden. Some people just love NYC because september 11th happened and they've never even been there before. It's not like I don't care that that happened but that doesn't make NYC any better of a place. If your from NYC I respect you, NYC is just not for me.

i <3 new york
pish tosh, thats cause you've never been anywhere else

New York City by who wants to know? January 20, 2005