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negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.
Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!
by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023
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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 29, 2023
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Negative Authority

by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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Negative Edging

used as a joke to point out the ridiculusness of trying to use complicated technical jargon to sound more inteligent
make sure you use Negative Edging when fighting this boss for maximum damage
by JustTheTips July 26, 2024
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Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.
Join Lord Negative's Defense lol
by frzld January 6, 2021
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nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive
Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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Negative concord

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.
Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".

Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".
by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025
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