Snuff my own seed

Herman Cain: And if you make a little mistake with one of your ho’s, you’ll want to dispose of that problem toot sweet, no questions asked, right?

Anonymous black man: Naw, that’s too cold. I don’t snuff my own seed…

Herman Cain: Huh. Really? (pause) Well, maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican!

by This_is_Herman_Cain! October 28, 2011

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toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011

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fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O April 8, 2006

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Own your C

The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"

Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.

by Mugs! December 21, 2008

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